Yesterday Dana and I celebrated two years of marriage. It sounds like so little time but it feels like we have always been together. He is my best friend and an amazing person. We decided we would go to The Outback since we went there last year with Autumn in her car seat on the table. This year she sat in her high chair for about 15 mins. dining on grapes, Cheerios, and steamed broccoli. The waitress loved her and when she noticed that Autumn had changed seats into Daddy's lap she took Dana's' steak back to the kitchen and had them cut it up. Ah! Cute! We laughed, we stuffed our faces and headed back to Buckeye with a very sleepy babe. It isn't a long drive but I love when all three of us are in the car together it just feels good. Before we left the parking spot (where entering Dana hit the curb so hard I thought I just might crapola) Dana said "I'm sorry if I fart, I'm really really full." Poor guy. In our 3 years together he knows to leave the room or at least ear shot if something toxic is brewing. I laughed at this because who hasn't felt this uncomfortable before. I with love only on the mind said in all seriousness "You will not fart in this car". His face was sad and he looked like he was propping himself up but we were still laughing. D: "I feel like a really fat man, look at my belly! Oh I'm so full!" I reached over and patted his belly making sure to give it a little poke for comfort. D: "DON'T! DON'T TOUCH ME! DON'T MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVES! I'M SERIOUS!" Me: "Why?! Omg! Are you gonna poop?! Pull over on Jackrabbit or something!!!" D: "Be quiet, Autumn is trying to sleep!" Now we are both laughing, I'm crying I'm laughing so hard and I'm trying to text our family because who doesn't like a funny fart or poo story? It was hysterical then silence. I was exhausted from the laugh and I think Dana just wanted to get home. Oh I love this man! It was a perfect evening.
I just wonder how we will celebrate year 3 of marriage. I told Mama Jo, first year we had a new born, 2ND year we have one coming, maybe next year we will slow it down a bit and go to Crystal lake...maybe. Dana and I have a way of changing things up.
Not to throw Dana under the bus with my story, just to give you another glimpse of our humor:) I NEVER fart. Do you know a girl that does? (wink wink) I myself am a fan of the Dutch oven. If its in my sleep how can they really prove it was me?!
#2 In AZ you can golf all year long.
#3 We met life long friends here.
(How many more days?)
2 comments:
In Az. there are some HUGE and delicious avacadoes. I thought you might need some help of positive things about Az. AND now you can say that you have been to Hell and lived to tell about it!
do mine eyes deceive me?! Did you just spell avocado wrong?! I am printing this out!
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