Gross isn't really too bad anymore

I knew that becoming a mom things would change. I would wipe someones nose and even pick a boog here and there with out flinching. I would start to laugh at poo up the back and out the collar and call it a "tagger". I did not realize that I would hold a beautiful little girl one morning (this wonderful dreary morning) laughing and playing and feel something warm on my leg and instead of tossing the source or screaming OMG! What is that!? I would instead chuckle and say "did you just pee on me?" The first thought in my mind was that I must have put the diaper on wrong, or better yet, her DAD must have put the diaper on wrong! But, as it goes I was the one on diaper duty this a.m and it turned out to be better than warm pee made from milk or water...not too bad when you break it down...This was oatmeal, blueberries, a few chunks of green grapes and some unidentified mush. I am assuming Kleenex or toilet paper since Autumn loves to snag a piece here and there and stuff it in her mouth as she wobbles away. When I noticed it wasn't pee, and instead I had just been crapped on I laughed a little hysterical which sent her into a giggle and headed towards her room. Why on earth was I looking for my phone or the camera on the way? Well duh, I wanted a picture of the slime running down my leg. I did finally lose that desire and head straight to the changing table. I almost forgot the whole thing until I thought I need to update our blog. Now I am smirking "I haven't even washed my leg yet." Happy Thursday my friends. I think now I will shower even though I'm not really that grossed out...and would anyone be the wiser? HA!